If horses were in high school
Quarter Horses: Definitely jocks. Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their butts. Not real bright, but get passed on since they are responsible for all the trophies in the glass cases.
Paints: just QH with too much make up on.
Thoroughbreds: Preppies. They are athletes, never 'jocks'. Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack.
Appaloosas: Could only be the stoners. They like to drop acid so they can watch their spots move.
Arabians: RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!! (need I Say more?)
Shetland Ponies: Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitude and any color of the rainbow. Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
Friesians: Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
Morgans: They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
Drafts (all breeds): No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit In the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?
Icelandics and Paso Finos: They're the little squirrelly geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be ripoff WeathaBeetas??)
Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal
Teke!!): Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
Hackney Ponies: A breed this manic would have to be band geeks marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.
Warmbloods: The school staff and faculty. Looking down their noses with righteous indignation and disgust. Secretly wishing they were having Half as much fun.
Saddlebreds: The popular ones. The pretty ones. The gifted students. Always voted homecoming king or queen. Always only date each other. Frequently marry after dating through high school and college and obtain their M.D. Move to a wealthy suburb and have 2.5 beautiful children. Everyone hopes they will divorce or get fat or go broke, but they never do.