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- A bad ride is better than a good walk
- A gelding in every barn; A stallion in every home.
- A horse is the animal to have. 1100 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs- it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster!
- A horse without a rider is still a horse; a rider without a horse is no longer a rider.
- A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and an ass to pay for it.
- A woman's place is on a horse.
- Always saddle your own horse!
- And the #1 tip for riders- MARRY MONEY!
- Ask Me About My Horse! Have you Got All Day?
- Back up...I kick!
- Bad cowboy! Go to my room.
- Be patient! Can't you see my mean old owner is making me push this great big truck!
- Beware- The mare
- Born to ride, forced to muck
- Bounce Once If You Believe In Diagonals
- Compete like you're number one. Train like you're number two.
- Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts!
- Draft horses are a ton of fun!
- Dressage: C U at X
- Driver carries no cash: owns horses.
- Forget The Bull, Ride The Cowboy
- Geld 'em
- Golf Course: A waste of good pasture!
- Green riders on green horses make for black and blue bodies!
- The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!
- He knows when you're happy, he knows when you're sad, and he knows when you have a carrot…
- HOR$E$
- Horse people are stable people
- Horsework before Housework
- "I never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around".....Mr. Ed
- I used to have money, now I have horses.
- I was normal, then I bought my first horse
- If I didn't have a horse, this would be a Ferrari!
- If it's not a Thoroughbred, it's just a horse!
- If you're going to ride my bumper, you had better put a saddle on it
- If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.
- It is best not to swap horses while crossing the river. --Abraham Lincoln
- It's Just One Mucking Day After Another
- It's only a job if you'd rather be doing something else
- Jack Russells- They're football shaped for a reason
- Jumping is just dressage with speed bumps!
- Just put me back on my horse!
- Life without horses is possible but pointless.
- Mother Mucker
- My horse bucked off your honor student
- My horses is more pampered than my husband
- My Husband's Paycheck = New Horse Equipment
- My other car is a cart
- My Quarter Horse just beat up your Fourth Level Dressage Horse
- No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
- No Jumps, No Glory. -- Know Jumps, Know Glory.
- No one can teach riding as well as a horse.
- One man's wrong lead is another man's counter canter. -- Steven Price
- Put something exciting between your legs; ride a horse!
- The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man.
- Ride Or Date..... where's my boots?
- Riding is life; the rest is just minor details.
- Riding isn't a matter of life or death. It's more important!
- Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
- Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
- Silly Cowboy, Trucks are for Girls!
- Show me your horse, and I will tell you who you are.
- That was a chip Mr Keebler would have been proud of!
- The horse stopped with a jerk, and the jerk fell off.
- The surgeon general said nothing about smoking the competition!
- There are fools, damn fools, and people who remount in a steeplechase.
- Throw your heart over the fence and the horse will follow...
- Trailer contains horses worth more than your house...I'd stop tailgating if I were you!
- Treat my boyfriend as well as my horse? I don't think so...
- Welcome to California. Now leave.
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?!
- Whinnying Is Everything
- Whoever said that money couldn't buy happiness didn't know where to buy a horse.
- Yes I have an attitude, and the horse to match!
- YES! This is my trailer...No, I'm not hauling your horse!
- You can lead a horse to water -- but if you can make him float on his back, you've got something!
- You can lead a horse to water -- but you can't make him step in it!
- You don't have to ride EVERY day, just the ones that end in "Y"
- Show me a polka-dot pony and I'll show you a horse of a different color!
- If everyone had a horse ... the country would be more 'stabilized'.
- Horse sense is found usually in people with a stable mind.
- How to make a small fortune in the horse industry . . . Start with a large fortune.