Bumper Stickers

  • A bad ride is better than a good walk
  • A gelding in every barn; A stallion in every home.
  • A horse is the animal to have. 1100 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs- it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster!
  • A horse without a rider is still a horse; a rider without a horse is no longer a rider.
  • A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and an ass to pay for it.
  • A woman's place is on a horse.
  • Always saddle your own horse!
  • And the #1 tip for riders- MARRY MONEY!
  • Ask Me About My Horse! Have you Got All Day?
  • Back up...I kick!
  • Bad cowboy! Go to my room.
  • Be patient! Can't you see my mean old owner is making me push this great big truck!
  • Beware- The mare
  • Born to ride, forced to muck
  • Bounce Once If You Believe In Diagonals
  • Compete like you're number one. Train like you're number two.
  • Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts!
  • Draft horses are a ton of fun!
  • Dressage: C U at X
  • Driver carries no cash: owns horses.
  • Forget The Bull, Ride The Cowboy
  • Geld 'em
  • Golf Course: A waste of good pasture!
  • Green riders on green horses make for black and blue bodies!
  • The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!
  • He knows when you're happy, he knows when you're sad, and he knows when you have a carrot…
  • HOR$E$
  • Horse people are stable people
  • Horsework before Housework
  • "I never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around".....Mr. Ed
  • I used to have money, now I have horses.
  • I was normal, then I bought my first horse
  • If I didn't have a horse, this would be a Ferrari!
  • If it's not a Thoroughbred, it's just a horse!
  • If you're going to ride my bumper, you had better put a saddle on it
  • If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.
  • It is best not to swap horses while crossing the river. --Abraham Lincoln
  • It's Just One Mucking Day After Another
  • It's only a job if you'd rather be doing something else
  • Jack Russells- They're football shaped for a reason
  • Jumping is just dressage with speed bumps!
  • Just put me back on my horse!
  • Life without horses is possible but pointless.
  • Mother Mucker
  • My horse bucked off your honor student
  • My horses is more pampered than my husband
  • My Husband's Paycheck = New Horse Equipment
  • My other car is a cart
  • My Quarter Horse just beat up your Fourth Level Dressage Horse
  • No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
  • No Jumps, No Glory. -- Know Jumps, Know Glory.
  • No one can teach riding as well as a horse.
  • One man's wrong lead is another man's counter canter. -- Steven Price
  • Put something exciting between your legs; ride a horse!
  • The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man.
  • Ride Or Date..... where's my boots?
  • Riding is life; the rest is just minor details.
  • Riding isn't a matter of life or death. It's more important!
  • Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
  • Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
  • Silly Cowboy, Trucks are for Girls!
  • Show me your horse, and I will tell you who you are.
  • That was a chip Mr Keebler would have been proud of!
  • The horse stopped with a jerk, and the jerk fell off.
  • The surgeon general said nothing about smoking the competition!
  • There are fools, damn fools, and people who remount in a steeplechase.
  • Throw your heart over the fence and the horse will follow...
  • Trailer contains horses worth more than your house...I'd stop tailgating if I were you!
  • Treat my boyfriend as well as my horse? I don't think so...
  • Welcome to California. Now leave.
  • Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?!
  • Whinnying Is Everything
  • Whoever said that money couldn't buy happiness didn't know where to buy a horse.
  • Yes I have an attitude, and the horse to match!
  • YES! This is my trailer...No, I'm not hauling your horse!
  • You can lead a horse to water -- but if you can make him float on his back, you've got something!
  • You can lead a horse to water -- but you can't make him step in it!
  • You don't have to ride EVERY day, just the ones that end in "Y"
  • Show me a polka-dot pony and I'll show you a horse of a different color!
  • If everyone had a horse ... the country would be more 'stabilized'.
  • Horse sense is found usually in people with a stable mind.
  • How to make a small fortune in the horse industry . . . Start with a large fortune.